<![CDATA[The CMS Network: The Classic Metal Show]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/s/the-classic-metal-showhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iMUV!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27f59645-bdad-4e9f-96b5-ddeb2992f414_1024x1024.pngThe CMS Network: The Classic Metal Showhttps://cmspn.substack.com/s/the-classic-metal-showSubstackWed, 29 Apr 2026 11:39:44 GMT<![CDATA[Why Carmine Appice Refuses to Let Spotify Profit Off His Legacy]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-carmine-appice-refuses-to-let-cf9https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-carmine-appice-refuses-to-let-cf9Wed, 29 Apr 2026 10:31:23 GMTThe legendary Carmine Appice isn’t just a drummer; he’s the architect of the heavy rock sound. In this raw session, Carmine pulls back the curtain on the industry’s biggest scam and explains why he flat-out refuses to support the streaming giants that are bleeding artists dry. From recording a masterpiece in his backyard studio to the “secret” process behind the new Temple of Blues 2 album, this is a masterclass in musical survival. Discover why he thinks today’s “mask-wearing” YouTube drummers are missing the point entirely.

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- The Zepplin Connection: Carmine on the Sullivan Show
- Building the Blueprint: The Temple of Blues 2 Process
- The Melanie Mystery: Reimagining “Purple Haze”
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- The Death of the Groove: Why Fast Drummers Sound the Same

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]]><![CDATA[The Death of the Standout Personality]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-death-of-the-standout-personality-76dhttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-death-of-the-standout-personality-76dTue, 28 Apr 2026 10:30:37 GMTThe modern entertainment landscape is a flat circle of mediocrity. We’re living through the final days of the “Notable Figure.” Whether it’s the airwaves or the stage, the titans are being replaced by algorithms and safe, PR-scrubbed non-entities.

In this session, we peel back the curtain on the “Legacy Band” circus—specifically the ongoing soap opera that is Journey. Is there a point where a band’s off-stage litigation officially kills the “feel-good” vibe of the music? We look at the irony of Ross Valery and Steve Smith being axed for a “mutiny” that, in hindsight, might have been a desperate attempt to save the band’s soul from the current legal dumpster fire.

From George Lynch trying his hand at stand-up comedy (yes, really) to the “politically correct assholes” trying to redesign the Washington Redskins logo into a high-school-tier embarrassment, we’re dissecting the cultural decay. If you’re tired of “fan-boy” interviews and want the raw, unscripted truth about why your favorite legends are disappearing, this is the one. Watch the unfiltered version on Locals.

]]><![CDATA[THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW LIVE 4/18/26: THE MONSTERS OF ROCK BLOODBATH: Did Poley Just End Bach’s Career?]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-classic-metal-show-live-41826https://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-classic-metal-show-live-41826Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:31:06 GMTThe cruise might be over, but the war has just begun. This week, we dive into the fallout of the Monsters of Rock Cruise, where the real pyrotechnics didn’t happen on stage—they happened at the VIP party. Ted Poley (Danger Danger) went scorched earth on Sebastian Bach, but was it a drunken mistake or a long-overdue reality check? We’re breaking down the erratic social media posts, the “scorned fan” energy, and the suspicious, overnight apology that reeks of corporate interference. Did Stevie Rachelle egg this on for the headlines, or is Bach truly the “immature crybaby monster” Poley claims?

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  • The “Hostage” Apology: Follow the money. Did a major promoter force Poley to bend the knee to the “Prince of Skid Row”? We analyze the “reflective apology” that claims Bach has “skills as a painter”—are we really supposed to believe this total reversal?

  • Diamond Dave’s Spoken Word Circus: David Lee Roth kicked off his 2026 tour, but was it a rock show or a geriatric stand-up routine? With seven background singers and a “ghetto gang” on the floor, is Roth even a musician anymore, or just a cancer on his own legendary catalog?

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  • The “Ice Cream” Disaster: Watch as Dave attempts to play guitar. Is this “multi-talented” genius or a guy who forgot how to play his own hits? We tear apart the Spokane footage that has even his own band members looking for the exits.

  • Bon Jovi’s “Friend” Steve Brown: Why is the Trickster guitarist begging John for an email response? Is he trying to save John’s voice, or just trying to “Trickster” his way into the residency?

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  • The Least Important News Ever: Derek Papp has left Kansas. If you don’t know who the monitor engineer is, does the band even exist anymore?

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]]><![CDATA[Blaze Bayley Spills the Ugly Truth About His Post-Maiden Hell... But Wait Till You Hear How He Fought Back (6/20/08)]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/blaze-bayley-spills-the-ugly-truthhttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/blaze-bayley-spills-the-ugly-truthSat, 25 Apr 2026 17:00:59 GMTYou’re listening to last week’s news—our VIPs already finished this episode commercial-free seven days ago. Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.

Blaze Bayley sits down on The Classic Metal Show and doesn’t hold back one bit. The former Iron Maiden singer rips into the liars, cheats, and incompetent managers who blackmailed and betrayed him after he left the band. He talks about rebuilding his solo career the hard way, dropping a heavier new album called The Man Who Would Not Die, and why he’s done with big labels that screw over fans and artists. This old-school interview from 2008 is packed with raw frustration, band audition horror stories, and straight talk on what really matters in metal—passion over fame. If you think Blaze was just the guy who replaced Bruce, think again. He drops truth bombs about industry greed and how he stayed true to the fans who actually pay for the music.

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Blaze Bayley Rages Against the Machine: Blackmailed by Labels and Stuck with Incompetent Managers

The Man Who Would Not Die: Why His New Album Is a Giant Middle Finger to the Haters

Rebuilding the Band: Auditions So Brutal That Drummers Cried and Quit

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]]><![CDATA[Is Eddie Trunk Really This Delusional About His Own Power? 11/11/16]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/is-eddie-trunk-really-this-delusionalhttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/is-eddie-trunk-really-this-delusionalSat, 25 Apr 2026 16:01:13 GMTYOU’RE LISTENING TO LAST WEEK’S NEWS—OUR VIPS ALREADY FINISHED THIS EPISODE COMMERCIAL-FREE SEVEN DAYS AGO. Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.

The Classic Metal Show just ripped the mask off Eddie Trunk’s massive ego trip and it is glorious. In this savage highlight, the guys tear apart Trunk’s delusional meltdown after mega-manager Doc McGhee canceled on him at the last second. Trunk actually convinced himself it’s because he’s “so scary talented” and “dangerous” that even Paul Stanley is making top-level managers run for cover. Yeah, right. CMS turns the audio into a full roast session, exposing how one radio host thinks he invented the entire metal industry and that his “voice” has the power to make KISS tremble.

This is pure, uncut Classic Metal Show attitude—laughing at the self-proclaimed king of metal radio while reminding everyone that real talk happens here, not in the corporate echo chamber.

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Eddie Trunk’s God Complex Explodes – Trunk brags that Doc McGhee bailing proves he’s the Howard Stern of metal and that Paul Stanley fears his mighty reach

The “I, Me, Myself” Hall of Fame Rant – Relentless mockery of Trunk patting himself on the back for supposedly reuniting every band in history

KISS Impersonator Band Truth Bomb – Why the current lineup with Tommy and Eric is just a cover band in makeup and why fans still pack arenas anyway

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]]><![CDATA[What The Hell Did Ozzy’s Bassist Blasko Just Admit About The Prince Of Darkness? 11/28/09]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/what-the-hell-did-ozzys-bassist-blaskohttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/what-the-hell-did-ozzys-bassist-blaskoSat, 25 Apr 2026 15:01:15 GMTBlasko Just Dropped This Bombshell About Touring With Ozzy… But What Happened Next?

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Back in 2009, Ozzy Osbourne’s longtime bassist Blasko sat down for a raw, no-bullshit interview on The Classic Metal Show. This isn’t the polished PR crap you get today – this is the real deal where Blasko opens up about life on the road with the Prince of Darkness, the chaos behind the scenes, and what it actually takes to hold down the low end for one of metal’s most unpredictable legends. If you think you know the Ozzy story, think again. Blasko doesn’t hold back, and neither do we. This highlight rips the curtain open on the madness, the music, and the man behind the bat-biting myth. Casual fans will scroll past. Real metalheads hit play and feel the thunder.

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- Blasko Reveals The Brutal Truth About Touring With Ozzy
- How The Bassist Handles The Prince Of Darkness’s Wildest Moments
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]]><![CDATA[IS THIS THE WORST DEBUT IN METAL HISTORY? 12/15/13]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/is-this-the-worst-debut-in-metalhttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/is-this-the-worst-debut-in-metalSat, 25 Apr 2026 14:01:38 GMTYou’re listening to last week’s news—our VIPs already finished this episode commercial-free seven days ago. Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com.

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Jake E. Lee is a guitar god, but his “big return” with Red Dragon Cartel just turned into a total dumpster fire. We’re breaking down the footage from their first gig, and it is brutal. Imagine waiting 20 years to see a legend, only to have some out-of-shape guy stumble on stage and scream that he’s “f***ing drunk” before butchering every song. It’s embarrassing, it’s unprofessional, and it’s exactly why the music industry is in the toilet. We compare the real performance to a guy who actually has talent, and the difference will make you sick. If you want to see a career end before it even starts, this is the episode for you.

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Jake E. Lee’s legendary return ruined by a talentless hack

The drunkest lead singer in the history of heavy metal

Ray Gillen vs. the guy Red Dragon Cartel actually hired

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]]><![CDATA[From Metal Church to Ross The Boss: Marc Lopes on Why He’s Done Playing the Sidebar]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/from-metal-church-to-ross-the-boss-0eehttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/from-metal-church-to-ross-the-boss-0eeFri, 24 Apr 2026 10:30:55 GMTRoss The Boss was building a legacy, then it all vanished. Marc Lopes joins Chris Akin to pull back the curtain on the heartbreaking reality of ALS, the “half-truths” told by the industry, and the brutal business decisions that left a 20% partner in the dark. If you think you know why the tour was canceled, you haven’t heard the real story yet.

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]]><![CDATA[Mick Fleetwood Marries Wife 5 at 78 + Throwback]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/mick-fleetwood-marries-wife-5-at-8f9https://cmspn.substack.com/p/mick-fleetwood-marries-wife-5-at-8f9Fri, 24 Apr 2026 10:30:54 GMTNeeley and Chris Akin dive headfirst into the wild world of Fleetwood Mac drama while roasting Mick’s latest marriage, breaking down the band’s legendary dysfunction, and celebrating the chaos that fueled Rumors — the 40-million-selling monster that still sounds untouchable. They rip on repeat divorces, rekindled feuds, and the incestuous hate-fest that somehow created timeless classics. Expect zero filter as they debate Stevie Nicks’ greatness, trash Christine McVie’s voice, praise deep cuts like “Silver Springs” and “Hypnotized,” and wonder how the hell anyone survived the non-stop fucking and fighting in that band.

The conversation quickly spirals into other rock icons: a fresh look at the Buckingham Nicks reissue sparking Stevie-Lindsey peace talks, Pat Benatar deep dives, Linda Ronstadt’s surprising background, and why some 80s queens still look fire while others… don’t. They cap things off with mind-blowing AI videos showing 80s rock gods then-and-now interacting like old buddies — from Billy Gibbons to Axl Rose to Lita Ford and Joan Jett. Raw, hilarious, and packed with real talk only CMS delivers.

If you love uncensored rock history, band gossip that actually matters, and zero corporate bullshit, this one’s for you. Turn it up loud and brace for the rants.

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Timestamps
00:00:24 - Mick Fleetwood’s 5th Marriage & Honeymoon Pics
00:02:08 - 78 Years Old & Tying the Knot Again
00:04:42 - Never Go Back: Mick & Jenny Boyd Divorce Drama
00:05:20 - Fleetwood Mac’s Incestuous Hate-Fest Explained
00:06:49 - Rumors: 40 Million Sold & Why Dysfunction Rules
00:09:07 - Tusk, Tango in the Night & Band Rollercoaster
00:10:32 - Buckingham Nicks Rekindled Friendship
00:13:38 - Stevie Nicks Love: Solo Shows & Ticket Prices
00:15:05 - Deep Cuts: Silver Springs & Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You
00:17:28 - Pre-Stevie Fleetwood Mac: Hypnotized
00:20:45 - Silver Springs – Stevie’s Hate Song to Lindsey
00:23:26 - Stevie Nicks Hotness & Female Rock Voices Debate
00:24:35 - Linda Ronstadt Documentary & Hits
00:26:51 - Pat Benatar Kick: Concerts, Neil Giraldo & MTV History
00:30:54 - AI Then & Now 80s Rock Icons Videos
00:41:06 - 80s Rock & Metal Queens Then & Now
00:49:54 - Wrapping Up & Sabotage Request Outro

]]><![CDATA[Poison Reunion BS? Mustaine’s Lonely Future & Maiden Magic + Throwback]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/poison-reunion-bs-mustaines-lonely-22ehttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/poison-reunion-bs-mustaines-lonely-22eThu, 23 Apr 2026 10:31:00 GMTNeeley and Chris Akin kick off this raw, no-bullshit segment of The Classic Metal Show by diving straight into the drama surrounding Poison’s so-called “reunion” plans for 2027. Brett Michaels is hyping it up while Ricky Rocket stirs the pot with his 40th anniversary solo gigs for Look What the Cat Dragged In. The guys call it exactly what it is: not a reunion, just another cash-grab shed tour packaged with other hair bands. They question if anyone still gives a damn, break down the band’s endless cycle of hiatuses and package tours, and wonder why the other three members seem content to let Brett rake in the dough while they sit at home. Envy? Annoyance? Straight-up frustration that Brett’s the showman who can still tour Poison tunes solo? They don’t hold back.

From there, the conversation turns unhinged as they roast Dave Mustaine’s advice to young bands: surround yourself with talent, not buddies or relatives, and build a solid team. Solid advice on paper, but the guys point out the irony — Mustaine’s a massively successful prick with a revolving door of fired bandmates and zero stories of anyone ever saying he was a good guy. They wonder if the Megadeth leader will end up a lonely old man once the five-year “go-away tour” ends, with no real friends left in the business. Harsh but honest talk about talent vs. personality, bitterness toward Metallica, and what success really costs.

The episode wraps with the new Iron Maiden documentary trailer for Burning Ambition. Neeley and Chris react live to the footage, marveling at how Steve Harris hasn’t aged a day, how the band still sounds identical to 1985, and debating whether the guys still enjoy playing their epic catalog after decades on the road. They also drop a quick note on Savatage uncovering a lost 1990 Chris Oliva show (dropping in June) and the band’s plans for new music despite John Oliva’s health issues.

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Timestamps
00:00:00 - Intro: Tim from The Watchers & Danny Vaughn
00:01:42 - Back Pain Rant & Massage Chair Dreams
00:02:29 - Poison “Reunion” BS – Who Still Cares?
00:05:53 - Ricky Rocket’s 40th Anniversary Solo Gigs
00:08:08 - Brett vs. The Band: Envy, Money & Showman Life
00:12:53 - Dave Mustaine’s Advice to Young Bands
00:15:44 - Is Mustaine’s Advice Actually Good?
00:17:44 - Mustaine’s Lonely Retirement – Zero Friends Left?
00:23:40 - Megadeth vs. Metallica Bitterness & What-Ifs
00:28:01 - Iron Maiden “Burning Ambition” Documentary Trailer Reaction
00:31:07 - Why Maiden Still Sounds Exactly the Same
00:33:51 - Do Bands Still Enjoy Their Old Hits?
00:35:43 - Savatage Lost 1990 Chris Oliva Show & New Music Plans
00:39:03 - Spotify Rant & Outro Tease

]]><![CDATA[Crimson Glory’s New Era: The Controversy of Replacing a Fallen Icon]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/crimson-glorys-new-era-the-controversy-3e7https://cmspn.substack.com/p/crimson-glorys-new-era-the-controversy-3e7Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:30:30 GMTCrimson Glory was gone longer than most modern metal fans have been alive, leaving behind a legacy that felt untouchable—until now. Ben Jackson breaks the silence on the 26-year hiatus, the “itch” that brought the original members back together, and the impossible task of stepping out of Midnight’s shadow. This isn’t just a comeback; it’s a total re-evaluation of what a legendary band owes its fans and itself. If you think you know how this industry works, this conversation will prove you wrong.

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]]><![CDATA[Requests, Rants & Ridiculous Covers + Throwback]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/requests-rants-and-ridiculous-covers-b3fhttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/requests-rants-and-ridiculous-covers-b3fWed, 22 Apr 2026 10:30:26 GMTChris Akin and Neeley are back on The Classic Metal Show, tearing into butt-hurt request warriors, roasting Bullet Boys’ alien probe lyrics, and destroying Pretty Boy Floyd’s entire Kiss covers album — because some things just deserve the kiss of death.

From opening with Black Sabbath’s “Lady Evil” and a heavy block of Testament, Judas Priest (with Ripper Owens), Nevermore, and Annihilator, the guys immediately address the endless chat room drama over song requests. They explain the simple truth: only about 18-19 songs fit per show, blocks are grouped by vibe (heavy first, hair next), and no — they’re not personally targeting anyone. If your song doesn’t make it, it’s time or fit, not a conspiracy. They make it crystal clear they’re not adding extra talk time just to squeeze in more requests, especially when the show already runs until 3 AM.

The rant hits peak unhinged when they call out a former listener who rage-quit because his song wasn’t played. “Bye.” They even joke about revoking his five bucks and playing “Walks Like a Woman” on repeat. The honesty is raw: there’s real work behind the live show — queuing, bathroom breaks, water runs, and keeping the flow going while Chris uploads everything for on-demand viewing.

Then it’s full classic metal talk. Chris dives deep into Bandcamp discoveries, starting with Bullet Boys’ Acid Monkey. After one full listen, he drags out the bizarre track “Alien” — complete with graphic anal probe lyrics on the 4th of July. The guys lose it: “Why would you put this in a song?” They agree it’s the opposite of what Bullet Boys fans actually want (Smooth Up In Ya, THC Groove, etc.) and confirm Sophie remains the only real post-classic return to form.

Next victim: Pretty Boy Floyd’s brand-new (to Bandcamp) full Kiss covers album, Kiss of Death. They sample “King of the Nighttime World,” “I Stole Your Love,” “I Love It Loud,” “Deuce,” and “Strutter” — and the verdict is brutal. Whiny vocals, noisy production, zero reason for existence. Chris declares it sounds like a 33 played at 45 and questions if a single human on Earth actually wanted 12 Kiss songs done this way. Bonus: they note Pretty Boy Floyd’s alleged popularity surge from Peacemaker apparently never reached the CMS request line in nine years.

Additional hot takes include the Scott Coogan vs. Ryan Cook debate over Ace Frehley tribute shows (too soon or just making a living?), Carmine Appice’s unwanted Blue Murder tribute idea (no one is asking, Carmine), and the zero-demand conversation around a new full-length Mötley Crüe album with John 5. They point out John 5’s own wording basically admits he’s a hired gun, and after the Dogs of War disaster, nobody outside the die-hards wants new Crüe music anyway.

The episode closes the segment with the requested Kiss “Black Diamond” for Floyd Gundoli, keeping the live energy rolling exactly as fans expect from The Classic Metal Show.

Raw, honest, and zero fucks given — exactly why you tune in.

Watch the full episode now, smash that like button, and drop your own request in the Fast Pass (but don’t cry if it doesn’t fit the block). Subscribe on YouTube, join us on Locals/Substack for early access and extras, and keep the conversation going in the Rumble chat.

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Timestamps

00:00:00 - Intro: Black Sabbath “Lady Evil” (Dio)

00:00:41 - Testament “Perilous Nation”

00:00:50 - Judas Priest “Cathedral Spires” (Ripper Owens)

00:00:58 - Nevermore “42-147”

00:01:03 - Annihilator “The Trend”

00:01:12 - Rant: Butt-Hurt Request Warriors & Chat Drama

00:03:49 - Former Listener Rage-Quits Over Requests

00:04:54 - “Everybody’s Mom Has Taken a Load” – Classic CMS Banter

00:09:01 - Classic Metal Talk Begins

00:09:29 - Bullet Boys on Bandcamp – Sophie Love vs. Acid Monkey Disaster

00:12:42 - Bullet Boys “Alien” – Anal Probe Lyrics Reaction

00:16:13 - Why Bullet Boys Keep Abandoning Their Sound

00:19:34 - Pretty Boy Floyd’s Kiss of Death Covers Album

00:24:43 - Pretty Boy Floyd “King of the Nighttime World”

00:26:37 - “I Stole Your Love”

00:29:02 - “I Love It Loud”

00:30:29 - “Deuce”

00:32:20 - “Strutter”

00:33:58 - Kiss of Death Verdict: Pure Garbage

00:34:19 - Scott Coogan vs. Ryan Cook – Ace Frehley Tribute Debate

00:43:30 - Carmine Appice’s Blue Murder Tribute – Nobody Wants This

00:50:14 - Mötley Crüe New Album Talk – Zero Demand After Dogs of War

00:55:16 - Kiss “Black Diamond” Request for Floyd Gundoli

00:56:43 - Outro / Next Break Tease

]]><![CDATA[Chris Akin Builds Empire While Ranting on Everything + Throwback]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/chris-akin-builds-empire-while-ranting-356https://cmspn.substack.com/p/chris-akin-builds-empire-while-ranting-356Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:00:49 GMTThis episode of The Classic Metal Show is pure CMS chaos at its best — two old friends catching up after a busy week, no filter, no corporate bullshit. Chris dives deep into transforming his massive pinball arcade with a powerful new backend system (the same one powering Netflix subscriptions), sharing how it’ll handle everything from bookings to global ticketing. He’s all-in on the grind, even joking about building his own replacement just to collect the checks while chilling.

The conversation gets hilariously unhinged fast: electric bills that’ll make your dick hurt, PTSD scams versus real hustle, women claiming Steven Tyler incidents from 50 years ago, and why Chris would rather scream at aisle-hoggers in Walmart than meander like a lost shopper. Neeley matches the energy, talking studio upgrades that finally killed the static, Amazon vs. Walmart price wars, and why both hosts avoid box stores like the plague.

They roast long-ass interviews (looking at you, Hair Metal Guru), AI accusations on old Don and Blackie Lawless clips, and the pain of flipping sleep schedules at almost 60. Chris announces he’s canceling YouTube Premium at $27/month (“Suck my balls”) and drops SmartTube as the ad-free fix. Plus, they tease upcoming guests like Dave Landau, Jeff Tate, and Armored Saint, hype the Locals for early interviews and requests, and explain why the music break is on the protected stream.

Raw, real, and relentlessly entertaining — this is CMS warming up exactly how fans love it: zero fluff, maximum personality, and plenty of metal talk teases on the horizon (Crimson Glory, Steven Piercy, Annihilator kicking things off).

Watch the full episode for the unfiltered catch-up that sets the tone for another wild night of classic metal. Subscribe, join Locals for extras, and crank the volume.

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Timestamps
00:00:00 - Intro: Oppu Leine from Amorphis/Octoploid Welcomes You to CMSTV
00:00:25 - Brand New Crimson Glory “Chasing the Hydra”
00:00:33 - New Steven Piercy Track Tease
00:00:40 - Chris Akin Joins the Mic – What’s Up Boss?
00:01:00 - Chris’ Six Weeks of Pinball PA Overhaul Training
00:01:50 - Netflix-Level Tech Coming to Pinball PA
00:02:20 - Building a System to Replace Himself (And Collect Checks)
00:03:01 - Steven Tyler “Victims” Rant – 50 Years Later Bullshit
00:03:36 - Why Chris Is All-In on This Massive Upgrade
00:04:53 - Electric Bill Reality Check – $2,500 to $4,000 a Month
00:06:19 - Celebrating 10+ Years of Pinball PA Wins & Celebrity Visits
00:07:35 - Mindhunter Netflix Shoot & American Pickers Talks
00:08:05 - Chris’ Stacked Career History & Coming Out on Top
00:08:54 - The Tough Year Chris & Neeley Survived Together
00:10:02 - Neeley’s Studio Upgrades – New Cables & Interface
00:11:48 - Audio Sounds Cleaner Than Ever
00:12:35 - Amazon Praise & Next-Day Delivery Love
00:14:53 - Walmart App vs Amazon Showdown
00:16:09 - Why Chris & Neeley Avoid Box Stores Like the Plague
00:17:38 - Chris’ Epic Walmart Aisle Meltdown Story
00:19:50 - No Meandering – In & Out Shopping Mentality
00:21:06 - Fire Stick Jailbreak Days & Amazon Return Hacks
00:23:20 - Streaming Devices Dying Because TVs Are Smart Now
00:24:38 - Chris’ “Whatever’s Easiest” Life Philosophy
00:25:26 - The Stress of Running Multiple Businesses
00:26:48 - Sheetz Love Fest – Schmagles, Baja Wraps & Gas Station Food
00:30:24 - New Viewer Mally Asks: Does This Channel Talk Metal?
00:31:05 - Warm-Up Phase Explained – Hang In There
00:32:06 - Hair Metal Guru Coming Back Next Week
00:33:11 - Brett Muscat Interview Roast – What Happened to That Haircut?
00:34:54 - Advice for Long Interviews – Give Us the Cliff Notes
00:36:15 - Sleep Schedule Hell at Almost 60 – Six-Hour Shows Won’t Last Forever
00:37:35 - Book Project Update with Co-Author
00:39:20 - AI Accusations on Old Don & Blackie Lawless Interviews
00:41:50 - YouTube Editing & Shadow Bans Suck
00:42:28 - Chris Canceling $27 YouTube Premium – SmartTube Hack Dropped
00:46:49 - New 30-Min Best-Of Screens for In-Betweens
00:49:41 - Locals Plug – Early Interviews & Requests
00:51:20 - Music Break Starts with Annihilator “The Trend”

]]><![CDATA[The Classic Metal Show LIVE 4/11/26 (Full Show): CMS Rants: Butt-Hurt Requests & Kiss Cover Slaughter]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-classic-metal-show-live-41126https://cmspn.substack.com/p/the-classic-metal-show-live-41126Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:30:25 GMTChris Akin and Neeley are back with zero-filter chaos on The Classic Metal Show — roasting request warriors, destroying Pretty Boy Floyd’s entire Kiss covers album, dragging Bullet Boys’ alien probe lyrics, and calling out Poison’s fake 2027 “reunion” cash grab. Electric bills that’ll make your dick hurt, Walmart aisle rage, AI accusations, and brutal honesty about aging, sleep schedules, and why some bands just need to stay retired. Plus, Iron Maiden doc reactions, Mick Fleetwood’s 5th marriage, and raw rock talk that fans crave.

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]]><![CDATA[Jack Russell: Why Can’t Great White Keep a Bass Player? (5/2/09)]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/jack-russell-why-cant-great-whitehttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/jack-russell-why-cant-great-whiteSat, 18 Apr 2026 17:01:03 GMTGreat White vocalist Jack Russell stops by the CMS to get real about the band’s latest record, Rising. After years of what Jack admits was a “timid” vibe following their reunion, he claims the band has finally stopped over-rehearsing the soul out of their music. But it wouldn’t be a CMS interview without hitting the nerves that matter. We dive into the revolving door of bass players in the Great White camp—is it a personality crisis or just a lack of strings? Jack gets surprisingly spiritual, comparing his songwriting to a mix of “girls and God,” and explains why the arena rock era of the 80s is dead and buried, thanks to the very platform that built it: MTV. If you want to know where the bodies are buried in the “Shark” tank, this is the segment.

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ON THIS EPISODE

  • THE TIMID REUNION: Jack admits the band was walking on eggshells during their initial comeback.

  • THE REVOLVING BASS DOOR: Why Great White has gone through more bassists than Jack has had ex-girlfriends.

  • MTV KILLED THE ROCKSTAR: How video killed the arena circuit and why the 80s magic can never be replicated.

  • THE SPIRITUAL SHARK: Jack discusses the deep, borderline religious meaning behind the track “Shine.”

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]]><![CDATA[Would You Pay $500 To Party With Cows? 1/24/09]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/would-you-pay-500-to-party-with-cowshttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/would-you-pay-500-to-party-with-cowsSat, 18 Apr 2026 16:01:14 GMTThe Classic Metal Show has been independent for 13 years, but now a corporate festival promoter wants a piece of the action. Chris Akin is forced to read a script for “Rock Gone Wild” that is so incredibly bad it actually triggers a full-scale riot in the chatroom. From the “If you build it, they will rock” tagline to the $565 ticket prices for a festival in the middle of a cornfield in Algona, Iowa, nothing about this makes sense. Watch as Chris and Neeley mock the lineup, the “Platinum” packages, and the absolute absurdity of corporate radio copy while the fans turn on each other in a blaze of insults.

ON THIS EPISODE

  • Corporate Sellout Fail: Chris reads the cringeworthy “Rock Gone Wild” script.

  • The $500 Cornfield Party: Dissecting the insane pricing for a middle-of-nowhere festival.

  • Chatroom Anarchy: The CMS fans go for the throat while Chris is “fucking around” on the mic.

  • The “If You Build It” Disaster: Why this tagline is the worst in recorded history.

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]]><![CDATA[Why Does Def Leppard Suddenly Hate Mötley Crüe and Poison? (6/7/08)]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-does-def-leppard-suddenly-hatehttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-does-def-leppard-suddenly-hateSat, 18 Apr 2026 15:01:51 GMTDef Leppard frontman Joe Elliott is out here throwing massive stones from his glass house! In a shocking new interview, Elliott takes a giant dump on the entire L.A. glam scene, claiming bands like Mötley Crüe and Poison had “no substance” compared to his band. But the real headline? Joe gets strangely descriptive about his “attraction” to Hanoi Rocks frontman Michael Monroe. Is this a case of rock star revisionist history, or has Joe finally lost his mind? We break down the hypocrisy, the “closet” comments, and why Def Leppard is desperately trying to distance themselves from the very hair metal era that made them rich.

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This episode originally aired on 6/7/08!

4. ON THIS EPISODE

  • Joe Elliott’s Fragile Ego: Slams Mötley Crüe and Poison for “missing the point” of glam.

  • The “Shag” Factor: Joe’s bizarre comments about Michael Monroe being “sexy.”

  • Def Leppard’s Revisionist History: Why are they denying their metal roots?

  • Lip-Syncing Hypocrites: Callers expose the band’s “substance” as a total fraud.

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]]><![CDATA[Why did Ross The Boss Record His New Album In Total Chaos? (3/9/20)]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-did-ross-the-boss-record-hishttps://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-did-ross-the-boss-record-hisSat, 18 Apr 2026 14:02:06 GMTRoss “The Boss” Friedman doesn’t have time for your slow recording schedules or your modern metal “no-hook” garbage. In this aggressive sit-down, Ross breaks down why the new album BORN OF FIRE had to be birthed under extreme pressure and why modern metal bands have completely forgotten how to write a song you can actually remember. From the thrashy madness of “Glory to the Slain” to his secret weapon Mike LePond, Ross proves why he’s still the “Boss” and why most modern musicians are just playing pretend.

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ON THIS EPISODE

  • The Death of the Hook: Ross explains why modern metal is failing and how he forces “hooks and hits” into every track.

  • Recording Under Fire: Why the record company forced a rush job and why Ross says he’ll never go back to a rehearsal room again.

  • The LePond Factor: Aggressive praise for Mike LePond and why he’s officially the finest bass player on the planet.

  • The Manowar Legacy: Ross addresses the fans who only want the past and why the new era is actually heavier and meaner.

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]]><![CDATA[Why Thundermother Refuses to Use Backing Tracks (And Who She’s Calling Out)]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-thundermother-refuses-to-use-a88https://cmspn.substack.com/p/why-thundermother-refuses-to-use-a88Fri, 17 Apr 2026 10:30:46 GMTThundermother’s Filippa Nässil isn’t here to play the corporate rock game. In this raw sit-down, she exposes the nightmare of American work visas, the “hierarchy” of stadium tours, and why most modern live albums are over-produced garbage. If you think your favorite band is actually playing every note you hear on stage, you’re in for a rude awakening.

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]]><![CDATA[Would You Believe This Guy Survived 43 Drinks in One Night? + Throwback]]>https://cmspn.substack.com/p/would-you-believe-this-guy-survived-7a3https://cmspn.substack.com/p/would-you-believe-this-guy-survived-7a3Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:30:46 GMTIf you think your hangovers are bad, you haven’t heard anything yet. In this episode, the guys dive deep into a legendary night of absolute debauchery that ended with a 43-drink bar tab and a drive home that shouldn’t have been possible. From projectile vomiting on a woman’s back at Home Depot to losing a wedding ring in a lawnmower-related tragedy, this is the kind of chaos that only happens on THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW. We’re talking about the “Easter Cocktail” that spiraled into a 50-minute blackout drive and the accusations of cheating that followed a trip to Buffalo. If you aren’t a VIP, you’re missing the real story behind these blackouts.

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The 43-Drink Death Wish: A breakdown of the night Chris tried to kill himself with screwdrivers and ended up puring his guts out on a garage roof.

Home Depot Projectile Puke: The absolute low point where a massive hangover met a Home Depot air vent and an innocent woman’s back.

The “Cheating” Buffalo Incident: Why not inviting your girlfriend to a gig in Cleveland leads to months of accusations and misery.

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