Seth and Chris talk about the viral sensation known as bait packages, where homeowners trick porch pirates with exploding boxes filled with paint or liquid, often packaged in a legitimate Amazon box. Listen as they review several clips of the traps going off, including one with a “big fat guy” and another with a woman who thought it was safe to grab a t…
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“FAT FUCK” PACKAGE THIEF GETS EXPLODED 😂
Seth and Chris talk about the viral sensation known as bait packages, where homeowners trick porch pirates with exploding boxes filled with paint or liquid, often packaged in a legitimate Amazon box.
Nov 13, 2025
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