Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show.
ON THIS EPISODE:
00:00:06 - National Anthem & Show Banter
00:02:54 - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy
00:05:02 - “Talk About Pussy” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype
00:05:52 - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special
00:08:18 - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics
00:10:06 - Locals App Promo
00:12:30 - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash
00:16:31 - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter
00:17:53 - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant
00:24:05 - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show
00:26:46 - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics
00:30:05 - Blackout Coffee Ad
00:40:12 - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)
00:46:21 - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour
00:58:40 - Custom Seth Williams Anthem Outro
